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| Can’t get lost if I don’t leave the road |
Getting lost takes a while, and the seeds sewn into those misadventures usually happen long before one realizes ventures have gone awry.
Let me start out by saying: complacency can be a killer. After lacing up the new Marathon Mondials spinning them around the city, I was ready for a challenge. After all, I just got back from a disappointing adventure which never challenged me physically. I needed a challenge. Perhaps a one day ride heading east into the foothills of the Cascade Mountains, on the west side of the famous Columbia River Gorge, would quench my desire for a challenging ride. A fifty plus mile bicycle ride that offers challenging sandy trails, smooth asphalt, annoying chip-seal, and rocky forest service roads, all combined with over 4,500 feet of elevation gain. Thirty out of fifty miles of this ride are predominately flat. After searching my neighborhood for some great bicycling roads that I haven’t already discovered, (which are scarce – where haven’t I pedaled to) I decided on a route posted on a well-known local bicycling shop’s blog. How could things go wrong?
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| Ride Map Overview |
I made my first mistake straight out of the shoot by not bringing enough water with me. I had no real knowledge of how long this ride would be. The second mistake made was by-passing every single store on the way to the national forest service road having never stopped to grab more water. When I reached the turning point to head south into the mountains, I was halfway through my water supply.
The third mistake made, which was basically being strike three; I depended upon using my iPhone as a GPS map. I used an application which saves a downloaded map of your chosen area. This map then displays your current location via PGS signal on the preloaded map. No cellular service is required. And in this section of Washington State inside the Gifford Pinchot National Forest (and just outside the boundary as well), there is no cellular phone coverage.
Being that I had complete faith in my iPhone, map reading, bicycling ability, and wilderness survival skills, I really didn’t need to take enough water for my unknown length of adventure, right? Wrong!
I’ve spent a fair share of time out in the wilderness. One of the things I’ve always done before heading out on an adventure into wilderness situations was to prepare for the worst, and hope for the best. Prior to my rebirth, and back in my twenties when I was car camping and partying, I would take off on adventures without preparing, or respecting situations. This could be construed as one of those times. And no person would ever think that they might actually get lost forcing themselves into survival situations. That only happens to inexperienced hikers, bikers, campers, or those stupid enough to place their own selves at risk, yes? Nope.
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| Road Traveled |
These were the directions I had, verbatim:
-Enter Yacolt Burn State Forest Road (GRAVEL)
-There is limited or no signage on this road. Like all roads and directions, YOU are responsible for navigating your way. Detailed maps are available from local bike shops, and GPS will earn its keep here. Once reaching the top of a long section of climbing after a few miles, the road forks. To the right it continues to climb. To the left is begins to descend. Begin descending to the Left. (sic)
-After a considerable amount of descending, the road will fork again. As a reference, to the left, you may see a yellow gate. Proceed to your Right. As a reference, you will soon pass a parking lot.
-Exit Yacolt Burn State Forest Road onto pavement at Boulder Creek Road.
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| The correct turn – what i didn’t think was a “Fork” |
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| What I thought was, the “Fork” |
Misadventures come from poor planning, lack of available failsafe’s, and perhaps that desire to fulfill the sense that, “this really can’t be happening to me.” Because of this, one pushes further on because that trail that was lost is just around the next corner. Once I found myself on the forest road without enough water to be comfortable, I became nervous. Once I realized I was heading the wrong direction I turned back. I was amazed at how I could have put myself into a dangerous situation without enough supplies. I was short on water; I was using an iPhone as a GPS comparing my location on said map with shoddy directions.
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| On the wrong road |
I’m truly amazed at how I became so confident in my abilities that I lacked the good judgment to fully prepare for going into an extreme environment. The wilderness doesn’t care whether you live or die. I’m glad I was wise enough to turn back the way I came instead of pushing onward. I was completely off track. I should have taken the first left.
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| Few Supplies this time around |












